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    officialfrenchtoast:

    ninjadp:

    zielloos:

    trepanties:

    laterinthecaveoflesbians:

    greatwhiteprivilege:

    people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

    "McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

    "Ask for more hours!"

    "Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

    "Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

    and the ultimate one:

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    • shrek one: bad
    • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
    • shrek three: bad
    • shrek four: bad

    dat-soldier:

    officialunitedstates:

    I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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    sturmtruppen:

    this is some anime bullshit

    (Source: sizvideos)

    o-penletter:

    grandmafupa:

    Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

    Holy shit the amount of accuracy is too damn high